To quote Roger Ebert, whom I cannot top: “I am violating the age-old custom that film critics announce the year’s 10 best films, but after years of such lists, I’ve had it. A best films list should be a celebration of wonderful films, not a chopping process.”

Here then is my list of every great film and masterpiece (A+/A) – the very cream of the crop of U.S. film releases – I’ve seen in 2011. The listing is almost all alphabetical as well because, like Ebert, I cannot decide what should go in what order. I have, however, picked my favorite film of the year, followed by a First Runner-up. These are followed by “The Rest of the Best” (an alternate top film list; all A-). They are all equals. Enjoy!

The Best Film of the Year:

First Runner-Up:

The Alphabetical Best Films of 2011:

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The Rest of the Best (Alphabetical Alternates):

 

The Descendants (2011)

Posted: November 16, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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R / 115 min

George Clooney Matt King
Shailene Woodley Alexandra King
Amara Miller Scottie King
Nick Krause Sid
Patricia Hastie Elizabeth King
Grace A. Cruz Scottie’s Teacher
Kim Gennaula School Counselor
Karen Kuioka Hironaga Barb Higgins
Carmen Kaichi Lani Higgins
Kaui Hart Hemmings Matt’s Secretary Noe
Beau Bridges Cousin Hugh
Matt Corboy Cousin Ralph
Matt Esecson Cousin Hal
Michael Ontkean Cousin Milo
Stanton Johnston Cousin Stan
Jon McManus Cousin Six (as Jonathan McManus)
Hugh Foster Cousin Wink
Tiare R. Finney Cousin Connie
Tom McTigue Cousin Dave
Milt Kogan Dr. Johnston
Mary Birdsong Kai Mitchell
Rob Huebel Mark Mitchell
Laird John Hamilton Troy Cook (as Laird Hamilton)
Aileen ‘Boo’ Arnold Dorm Supervisor
Esther Kang Alex’s Roommate
Melissa Kim Alex’s Drunken Friend
Robert Forster Scott Thorson
Barbara L. Southern Alice ‘Tutu’ Thorson
Celia Kenney Reina
Matthew Reese Buzz (as Matt Reese)
Zoel Turnbull Hotel Clerk
Matthew Lillard Brian Speer
Judy Greer Julie Speer
Linda Rose Herman Grief Counselor
Scott Michael Morgan Barry Thorson
Darryl K. Gonzales Tahiti Nui Singer (Kanak Attack)
Koko Kanealii Tahiti Nui Singer (Kanak Attack)
Romey ‘Keola’ Yokotake Tahiti Nui Singer (Kanak Attack)

Directed by Alexander Payne. Writing credits: Alexander Payne and Nat Faxon & Jim Rash (screenplay); Kaui Hart Hemmings (novel).

R / 136 min

Kirsten Dunst Justine
Charlotte Gainsbourg Claire
Alexander Skarsgård Michael
Brady Corbet Tim
Cameron Spurr Leo
Charlotte Rampling Gaby
Jesper Christensen Little Father
John Hurt Dexter
Stellan Skarsgård Jack
Udo Kier Wedding Planner
Kiefer Sutherland John
James Cagnard Michaels Father
Deborah Fronko Michael’s Mother
Charlotta Miller Betty 1
Claire Miller Betty 2
Gary Whitaker Limo Driver
Katrine Sahlstrøm Girl with Guitar
Christian Geisnæs Wedding Photographer

Directed and written by Lars von Trier.

Immortals (2011)

Posted: November 11, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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R / 110 min

Henry Cavill Theseus
Mickey Rourke King Hyperion
Stephen Dorff Stavros
Freida Pinto Phaedra
Luke Evans Zeus
John Hurt Old Man
Joseph Morgan Lysander
Anne Day-Jones Aethra
Greg Bryk The Monk
Alan Van Sprang Dareios
Peter Stebbings Helios
Daniel Sharman Aries
Isabel Lucas Athena
Kellan Lutz Poseidon
Steve Byers Heracles
Stephen McHattie Cassander
Matthew G. Taylor Mondragon (King’s Guard)
Romano Orzari Icarus
Corey Sevier Apollo
Conrad Pla The Jailer
Neil Napier Beast Handler
Tyrone Benskin Hoplite Captain
Abdul Ayoola Kerkyon (Guard)
Dylan Smith Stephanos (as Dylan Scott Smith)
Robert Naylor Young Theseus
Mercedes Leggett High Priestess #2
Kaniehtiio Horn High Priestess #3
Ayisha Issa High Priestess #4
Danny Blanco Hall Archon
Robert Maillet Minotaur
Alain Chanoine Checkpoint Gatekeeper
Edward Yankie Checkpoint Soldier
Gage Munroe Elias
Aron Tomori Young Lysander
Marcello Bezina Village Father
Roc LaFortune Hoplite General
Jade Larocque Young Virgin #1
Charlie Duret Young Virgin #2
Alisha Nagarsheth Young Phaedra
Makayla Jayde McManus-Leggett Young Priestess #2
Madison McAleer Young Priestess #3
Zelia Mouana-Bankouezi Young Priestess #4
André Kasper Kolstad Little Boy
Tyler Hynes Slave
Carlo Mestroni Holy Man
Chantal Simard Lysander’s Mother
Brent Skagford Hoplite Sentry
Jason Cavalier Hoplite Soldier #1
Kevin Kelsall Hoplite Soldier #2
Patrick Sabongui Hoplite Soldier #3
Samuel Platel Heraklion #1
Lise Sita Villager #1
Francis LaFreniere Villager #2
Shyrelle Yates Village Child #1
John Churchill Village Child #2
Austin Beauchamp Village Child #3
Jimmy Duperval Soldier

Directed by Tarsem Singh. Writing credits: Charley Parlapanides (as Charles Parlapanides) & Vlas Parlapanides (written by).

Tarsem Singh’s Immortals is one long, painfully drawn out visual astonishment seemingly designed for the odious purpose of covering for the thinnest of soups storytelling-wise. Sadly, this is a ruse that only works for the first scene or two before quickly fading into oblivion. Here is a film that is gorgeous to look at for a while, gory and gruesome most of the time, with dialogue that plays like banging tin on the ears and an astonishingly nonsensical plot that plays like banging tin on the mind. Time was, a fella could go to a movie like this and be taken in by the visual fancy of the world the director has created and damn the story it surrounds. Now I’m afraid with this film, this is not the case – not by a long shot.

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J. Edgar (2011)

Posted: November 9, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A-

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Tower Heist (2011)

Posted: November 4, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B

The Rum Diary (2011)

Posted: October 28, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B+

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Like Crazy (2011)

Posted: October 28, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B+

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In Time (2011)

Posted: October 28, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A

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Anonymous (2011)

Posted: October 28, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A-

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Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

Posted: October 21, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B-

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Margin Call (2011)

Posted: October 21, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A-

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Trespass (2011)

Posted: October 14, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: C

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The Thing (2011)

Posted: October 14, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B-

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Texas Killing Fields (2011)

Posted: October 14, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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R / 105 min

Sam Worthington Det. Mike Souder
Jeffrey Dean Morgan Brian Heigh
Chloë Grace Moretz Little Anne Sliger
Corie Berkemeyer Shauna Kittredge
Trenton Perez White Kid (as Trenton Ryan Perez)
Maureen Brennan Mrs. Kittredge (as Maureen A. Brennan)
Tony Bentley Captain Bender
Becky Fly Neighbor
Sheryl Lee Lucie Sliger
James Hébert Eugene Sliger
Stephen Graham Rhino
Jessica Chastain Det. Pam Stall
John Neisler DPS Officer
Annabeth Gish Gwen Heigh
Deneen Tyler Lady Worm
Samantha Beaulieu Sheila
Kelvin Payton Congregation 1
Ron Flagge Congregation 2
Jason Clarke Rule
Jon Eyez Levon
Joseph Meissner Uniformed Cop
Russell M. Haeuser Foreman
Joe Chrest Salter
Tom Druilhet Uniformed Officer 1
Tatelyn Galentine Jump Rope Girl (as Tatelyn Ione Galentine)
Donna Duplantier Reba
Jade Raford Shelter Girl 1
Cassidy Smith Shelter Girl 2
Leanne Cochran Lila
Leah Elizabeth Sanchez Lila’s Daughter
Jen Kober 911 Operator
Ryan Reinike 911 Supervisor
Wayne Ferrara Canine Officer
Lyle Brocato Jim
Kerry Cahill Carla Romer
Kirk Bovill Boyfriend
Jason Mitchell 7-Eleven Cashier
Lenore Banks Haddie
Coryn Elizabeth Cunningham Elizabeth Heigh (as Coryn Cunningham)
Sean Michael Cunningham Billy Heigh (as Sean Cunningham)
Seth William Cunningham Tim Heigh (as Seth Cunningham)
Brayden Turner-Iuso Young Boy
Anastasia Boissier Girl at Vigil
Doc Whitney Constable Rankin (as Richard ‘Doc’ Whitney)
Brian Duffy Flannel Shirt Poacher
Tom Proctor Poacher 2 (as Tom E. Proctor)
Brittney Diez Store Clerk
Mark Adam Surveillance Detective 1
John A. Stassi Surveillance Detective 2
Jim Chimento Radio Operator
David Pressly Medic

Directed by Ami Canaan Mann. Writing credits: Don Ferrarone (as Donald F. Ferrarone) (written by).

Grade: A

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Real Steel (2011)

Posted: October 7, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B

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The Ides of March (2011)

Posted: October 7, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A

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Take Shelter (2011)

Posted: September 30, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A

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50/50 (2011)

Posted: September 30, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A-

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Moneyball (2011)

Posted: September 23, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A

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Machine Gun Preacher (2011)

Posted: September 23, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: C

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Abduction (2011)

Posted: September 23, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: C-

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Straw Dogs (2011)

Posted: September 16, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B+

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Restless (2011)

Posted: September 16, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A-

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Drive (2011)

Posted: September 16, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A

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Warrior (2011)

Posted: September 9, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B+

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Contagion (2011)

Posted: September 9, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A

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Apollo 18 (2011)

Posted: September 2, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B-

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The Debt (2010)

Posted: August 31, 2011 in 2010 Reviews
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Grade: B

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Our Idiot Brother (2011)

Posted: August 26, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A-

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Higher Ground (2011)

Posted: August 26, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A-

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Grade: B+

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One Day (2011)

Posted: August 19, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: C-

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Two years ago Lone Scherfig made An Education (2009), a film of which I thought every scene was pitch perfect. For my sins, she has followed it up with One Day, a romantic drama in which two insufferable lead characters slog through an inordinate amount of increasingly mind-numbing scenes for 107 minutes; by the start of the third scene (1989), I was ready for it to be over. No such luck.

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Grade: A

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Fright Night (2011)

Posted: August 19, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B+

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Amigo (2010)

Posted: August 19, 2011 in 2010 Reviews
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Grade: B+

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30 Minutes or Less (2011)

Posted: August 12, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B-

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The Help (2011)

Posted: August 10, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: B

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R / 112 min / 2011

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The Change-Up (2011)

Posted: August 5, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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R / 112 min / 2011

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Bellflower (2011)

Posted: August 5, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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Grade: A

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R / 96 min / 2011

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R / 91 min / 2011

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R / 109 min / 2011

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Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

Posted: July 29, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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PG_13 / 118 min / 2011

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Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

Posted: July 29, 2011 in 2011 Reviews
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A man mostly in shadow, a hat on his head and revolver in his right hand. On his left wrist is a metal bracelet glowing with a blue light.

PG_13 / 118 min /2011

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Grade: A-

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